Insinuations In the Dark

I DON'T WANT NO CONTROVERSY
THIS IS A WORK OF OVER-FANTASIZED MIND WITH NOT EVEN A SPECK OF TRUTH

A warning: this is gonna be vulgar. In deed, ny interestin topic on teen life is vulgar nd if it isn't vulgar, it isn't the real story. Now, this is a story Bhatinda narrated today while on mahi's treat. Aashu believes its the only experience Bhatinda has on the sexual side nd hence narrates to every other guy he feels may be interested. Though the story seemed quite a trivia, its worth mentioning.

Talks on sexual interaction between undergrads (some true, many rumours, mostly hype) isn't new in here. I have been hearing abt how so and so girl blows so and so undeserving guy in the most uninhabited of places in the campus...that too in pitch dark. In sooth, going abroad isn't a big deal for ppl of this institute...and none has dollar dreams; nevertheless people dream for places abroad...the 'pink pussy dreams'.

There was this news abt a guy and a girl who got caught by the security guards while making it out because they had panicked on seeing a snake...natural if you make out in the bushes behind architecture department; no one visits those places even during the daytime. And then there was this other report abt a couple caught in handycam by a wierd guy who always keeps roaming on his cycle in such unusual corners during the night. Reports came in later that he blackmailed the couple never to make it out in that area because people around hampered his thoughts and that he needs complete solitude while on his cycling expeditions.

And then of course there are the lucky bastards who somehow manage to get blown by some gal from the profs' colony. Even while I write this down, I wonder why these guys take the more adventurous path of making out in such unusual places...is there any risk in a hotel? Secondly, why don't i ever get lucky enough? Either I don't have it in me or the Almighty has cursed me to a life of eternal thirst. The first can't be true for my shag frequency is pi per week. May be the second, for I haven't had even a second tier experience i.e. a visual experience in such matters.

But it seems like Bhatinda does have some second tier experience. From his words, it seemed to me today that he is ulti despo...he was infact searchin for a person with first tier experience who could enlighten him on the ultimate pleasure we are still bereft of. But finally finding out that none of us even had a second tire experience, he got down to his.

It so happened that he and Bansal and Shailu were out one fine night for a stroll. They somehow climbed over the physics department and headed towards the institute roof. There they had the vision of a life time. No 'My sister's hot friend' , no 'Private Affairs', no 'Pussies of the carribbean', no 'sluts of the nyle' but real blowing. It so happened that the guys were using their mobile phones to see through the pitch darkness and happened to find out Mr. X and Ms. Y on the roof. X and Y thought they were security guards and panicked. They quickly dressed up and tried to hide. In the mean time, these guys realised (took pretty long though!) what X and Y were upto; X and Y realised that these guys weren't security guards and the light wasn't torch light but the disadvantage of not banning mobile phones in insti premises. But this is unclear whether X and Y, both popular figures in the campus, realised that Bhatinda and Co had realised what they were upto. I don't know whether Bhatinda ever realised or not but at the end of his story, I have realised why Bhatinda could never realize his dreams of being X.

PS: I realize that you are unable to realize the purpose of this post, nor can you realize the same way I did why Bhatinda can't be in X's shoes...but I am sorry. I amn't seasoned enough to animate my words the way Bhatinda's story was.